Hint: It's me. I am.

Who's this handsome devil?!

[ A B O U T ]


  Mai is a sentient non-being entity who likes shoes, doesn't believe in giraffes and has a tragic hunger for pie.

Skilled in the fine art of immersive daydreaming, his grasp on reality is, at best, tenuous. He possesses a hefty collection of dolls collectible figurines, reads too many webcomics, and there is a 50/50 chance at any given moment that he's not actually paying attention.

Residing in Melbourne, Australia, you might think that the local reputation for fashion would have positively influenced him at some point. Unfortunately it did not, resulting in a personal aesthetic rivalled only by a taste in music loosely described as ecclectic.

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  The Tortured Chicken Asylum originally began life in 2004 as a way for me to avoid doing things which were, at the time, probably more important.

As it stands, not much has changed; I continue utilising the Asylum as a means of avoiding important societal obligations and still possess frighteningly little technical knowledge of contemporary web-development!

Due to the transient nature of the Asylum it exists in a variable state of disrepair. If you experience any problems with the site please do not hesitate to keep it to yourself, this is not an open dialogue and no, I do not accept constructive criticism.

  •   Do not speak to me until such a time as everybody is collectively ready to apologise and admit that HTML tables were peak web design.

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