Who's this handsome devil?!
[ A B O U T ]
Mai is a sentient non-being entity who likes shoes, doesn't believe in giraffes and has a tragic hunger for pie.
Skilled in the fine arts of maladaptive daydreaming and procrastination his grasp on reality is tenuous- at best. He possesses a hefty collection of children's toys, reads too many webcomics, and there is a 50/50 chance at any given moment that he's not actually paying attention.
Residing in Melbourne, Australia, you might think that the local reputation for fashion would have rubbed off on him at some point... Unfortunately it didn't, resulting in his sense of style (when not cosplaying) being so bad it is rivalled only by his awful taste in music.
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The Tortured Chicken Asylum originally began life in 2004 as a way for me to avoid doing things which were, at the time (arguably), more important.
As it stands, not a lot has changed; I continue utilising the Asylum as a means of avoiding important social obligations, and still know next-to-nothing about web-development.
Due to the nature of the Asylum it is a constant work in progress which can never, ever, be finished. If you experience any problems with the site please don't hesitate to get in contact with me and I might even try to fix it... or just ignore it in the futile hope that the issue eventually resolves itself.